#Random6

Two birds who live in different part of New York decide to meet in central park for the afternoon.

The first one flies to the pond where they are supposed to meet and gets there a little early, so he waits. And waits.

The time of their meeting passes, then another half hour, then forty-five minutes.  Finally the other bird shows up.

'What happened? I thought that something happened to you!' the first bird says.

'I'm sorry I'm late,' says the second bird.  'It was just such a nice day, I thought I'd walk.'

Smile... ^___^

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#Random5

Every year, Joe takes a week during the summer to relax at his friend's cabin in the Maine woods.  One night after he's just arrived, he's sitting in the cabin when he hears a knock at the door.  He opens the door & doesn't see anything - until he looks down.  On the wooden porch he sees a small snail.  Annoyed, he picks up the snail & throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, Joe is back in the cabin for another summer retreat.  There's a knock on the door.  He opens it and sees nothing, then remembers.  He looks down - and there's the small snail!

The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?!'

Smile if you get the joke ^__^

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